One sunny day, the Wright family were moving house. At ten o’clock the removalists came to take all of their belongings. They started off by taking the television, then they took the sofa.
The operation was going well, until it was time to take the dining table. It was a lovely three and a half metre table made out of good quality oak wood. The removalists picked up the table so it could be taken to their truck. However, the table was so big it couldn’t fit through the door.
Last night, an Australian band performed in front of a hundred, thousand people. After the performance they signed a contract.
They were given the contract by a man named Joe Root. Nobody knew that Joe was actually the English cricket captain and the contract was to force the band to support England for the rest of their lives.
The members of the band were all die-hard Cricket Australia supporters and they were devastated when they read the fine print on the contract. Two years later they performed at Lord’s cricket ground for the Ashes.
In the middle of the Arctic Ocean, there is an iceberg. On that iceberg lives a polar bear. His name is Fraser. One day, Fraser was feeling really hungry. As a result of his hunger he jumped of his iceberg and went for a swim, in search of a fat, young seal.
After ten minutes of swimming he smelt something. It was a familiar smell to Fraser, suddenly he recognised the smell. It was seal. Based on the strength of the smell, Fraser estimated that the seal
was only a few hundred metres away. Fraser swam as fast as he could.